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Call of Wolfenstein

For the young and innocent, modern shooters are all about presence and multiplayer. Laughably short single player campaigns boxed off in a day and then it’s online to learn maps and bemoan noobs and campers. These games are “brilliant” and “awesome”. Newsflash: They’re not. They’re actually shit. Admittedly they’re pretty impressive shit with whizzy sound effect and visuals that make a lie of the notion that you can’t polish a turd, but a polished turd is exactly what they are. This was epitomised to me with Wolfenstein 3D being made free to play through browsers. My initial thought was that…