Tag Archives: Time Events

Ninja Blade

I’m not sure, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what awaits me after death. I can see myself ascending into a silvery cloud land populated by an army of busty angel ladies, I will ride the golden escalator to the gates of Heaven. But then, as I step forward to enter paradise, a shadow will fall across my path. Then Jesus will back flip onto a huge cross, dark storm clouds will swirl overhead and he’ll reach back, ready to smite me into a million pieces. Then everything will stop and a message will appear: PRESS…

Farenshite – where Farenheit went wrong

Farenheit – Indigo Prophecy to those Stateside – has an amazing first hour or two. You start as a guy who stabs someone to death in a restaurant bathroom while in some sort of trance. After snapping out of it you realise what’s happened and furiously try to clear any evidence and get out before being caught. Later you control detectives trying to find clues that you left behind and this cycle of escaping and trying to catch yourself continues for an hour or three; and it’s brilliant – utterly brilliant. Classic even. Then, suddenly, Farenheit turns steeply downwards; flying…