GOD DELIVERS THE LATEST PATCH NOTES
By Ed Fenning
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Posted in Patch Notes From God, PC Gaming Nonsense
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Also tagged Banks, Bermuda Triangle, Boris Johnson, Bullshit, Common Sense Test, Community Suggestions, Coolness, David Copperfield, Defibrillator Paddles, Exploits, Female Orgasm, Fixed Glitch, Flight Games, Game Life, God, Heart, Honesty, Hormones, Hud, Human Body, Journalists, Loading Time, Magnates, Managable, Map, Match, Meat Plants, Minor Tweaks, North Korea, North Korea And South Korea, Nuclear Bombs, Paddles, Patch Games, Physics, Pistol, Plants And Trees, Politicians, Privileges, Religion, Seperated, South Korea, Suggestion, Survival, tank, Viable Career, Voting System, Weapons, World Usa
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September 18, 2009 – 8:50 am
Still in the deep south, today I have to stop a wedding. A redneck couple are getting hitched on the Mississippi – the groom along with the father of the bride have to go. These people should be stupid so taking out whoever I like shouldn’t be a problem, it’s just that with it being a thoroughbred redneck wedding there will be guns a plenty, along with booze; could be messy. The father of the bride is also mobbed up so it seems, so there are going to be guards, lots of guards. I suppose that’s why they gave me…
By Craig Lager
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Posted in I'm a cleaner
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Also tagged Alligators, Booze, Bride And Groom, Deep South, Father Of The Bride, Full Swing, Guns, Intel, Machine Gun, Out Of Sight, Party Invitation, Pistol, Redneck Wedding, Shambles, Skulking, Sniper Rifle, Stupid Fucks, Targets, Wedding Cake
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