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Mr Agent Michael Thorton – Alpha Protocol Review

“I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you’ve killed… or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the dead ones you failed to protect.”  Goldeneye Those words echoed throughout my head throughout my playthrough of Alpha Protocol. Though Martini’s were sadly scarce, willing women were not, and there was at least one I failed to protect. A villain made me choose between saving her and disarming his bombs, I did my duty, but an innocent woman paid for it. Through it…

Don’t make me play – Warhammer 40K Fire Warrior

Don’t Make Me Play is where I take a game that I either suck at or just sucks itself and run through it. The first one was the highly competitive world of Street Fighter IV, which you can read here. Paul recently tried out the immensely complex E.V.E. Online, which you should also read from here. This is my second go, where I attempt to work my way through the singleplayer of a simply awful game, where everywhere you go there’s wise Asian voices and shitty gunplay It’s 2003. Video gaming as we know it is about to change forever….