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Empire: Total War Diary – Part 4, The Five Year War

There are three different Huron armies in Rupert’s Land and they’re all being complete dicks. Their strategy is to rampage through my territory setting fire to all of my resources. I march out and crush one of them and the remnants of their force flee out of Rupert’s Land, only to return a turn later to sack my fur factory yet again. It’s like colonial whackamole. Enemy pops up and burns my stuff, I smash them and repair my stuff only to have said stuff torched a turn later by a different force. Ideally, I’d just divide my forces and…

Far Cry 2: The Review

Sometimes a game will suck you in so much your face literally comes off. You will be sat there enjoying yourself, then suddenly you will go “OMG, my face has gone”. Then you will cry. If you were playing Far Cry 2 at the time of the incident, you won’t be crying just because you no longer have a face, but because you can no longer play the amazingness that is: Far Cry 2. First and most shallow things first; this game is pretty. You could stand stock-still, pretty much anywhere, look at anything and you would think ‘Thats pretty’,…