August 13, 2010 – 11:00 am
Paul is off this week, so to fill in for him I thought I’d put this up. I wrote it a while back and it has been sitting in my google docs since, so now I’m bringing it into the cold light of day – The time with the Tank; a true (very) short story. In ten seconds that tank driver is going to spot me and I’ll be subjected to a very explosive, very thorough amputation. I’m on a Battlefield in 2142 and this tank is proving to be an extremely angry problem. The engine rumble from the iron…
By Craig Lager
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Posted in Game Reports
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Also tagged Ammo, Amputation, Assault Rifle, C4, Cold Light Of Day, Detonator, Ditch, Gap, Google, Google Docs, Killing Machine, Lone Gunman, Military Genius, Monstrosity, Retrospect, S A Tank, Soft Underbelly, Sprint, Stares, Stupid Idea, Tank Driver, Ten Seconds
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GOD DELIVERS THE LATEST PATCH NOTES
By Ed Fenning
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Posted in Patch Notes From God, PC Gaming Nonsense
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Also tagged Banks, Bermuda Triangle, Boris Johnson, Bullshit, Common Sense Test, Community Suggestions, Coolness, David Copperfield, Defibrillator Paddles, Exploits, Female Orgasm, Fixed Glitch, Flight Games, Game Life, God, Heart, Honesty, Hormones, Hud, Human Body, Journalists, Loading Time, Magnates, Managable, Map, Match, Meat Plants, Minor Tweaks, North Korea, North Korea And South Korea, Nuclear Bombs, Paddles, Patch Games, Physics, Plants And Trees, Politicians, Privileges, Religion, Seperated, South Korea, Suggestion, Survival, tank, Teeth, Viable Career, Voting System, Weapons, World Usa
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