GOD DELIVERS THE LATEST PATCH NOTES
By Ed Fenning
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Posted in Patch Notes From God, PC Gaming Nonsense
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Also tagged Banks, Bermuda Triangle, Boris Johnson, Bullshit, Common Sense Test, Community Suggestions, Coolness, David Copperfield, Defibrillator Paddles, Exploits, Female Orgasm, Fixed Glitch, Flight Games, Game Life, God, Heart, Hormones, Hud, Human Body, Journalists, Loading Time, Magnates, Managable, Map, Match, Meat Plants, Minor Tweaks, North Korea, North Korea And South Korea, Nuclear Bombs, Paddles, Patch Games, Physics, Pistol, Plants And Trees, Politicians, Privileges, Religion, Seperated, South Korea, Suggestion, Survival, tank, Teeth, Viable Career, Voting System, Weapons, World Usa
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November 16, 2009 – 11:45 am
Puzzle platformers have come a long way. Long progressed from the mere idea of just jumping they now screw with the fundamentals of physics; time and space. Closure – a contender in this years IGF – messes around with light in a way that completely obliterates my conception of space. That is to say it’s hard. The basic premise is that what you can see exists, what you can’t doesn’t. And this is in a literal sense, none of this philosophical nonsense and questions of perception here. Can’t see the floor? You fall through it. Can’t see a wall? You…
By Craig Lager
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Posted in PC Gaming Nonsense
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Also tagged Balls, Blueberry, Conception, Contender, Fundamentals Of Physics, game, General Nonsense, Hell, Literal Sense, Messes, Overtone, Pc Gamers, PC Gaming Nonsense, Perception, Pitch, Premise, Puzzle, Real Time, Screw, Space Closure, Time And Space
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