RPG Maker 2003. Load of rubbish, right?* It makes me think of endless JRPG clones: unsubtle homages to games that were already dull. Identikit fantasies where the farmboy protagonist leaves home on an epic quest to save the land, pick up purple-haired chicks with thyroidal eyes, and loot everything he can get his pixellated hands on. Space Funeral is no different to these games in some respects. You play as Philip, a man who leaves home on a linear mission to right the wrongs of his world. You fight monsters in turn based battles, gain experience, and collect loot. Sounds…
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Far Cry 2: The Review
November 7, 2008 – 8:50 am
Sometimes a game will suck you in so much your face literally comes off. You will be sat there enjoying yourself, then suddenly you will go “OMG, my face has gone”. Then you will cry. If you were playing Far Cry 2 at the time of the incident, you won’t be crying just because you no longer have a face, but because you can no longer play the amazingness that is: Far Cry 2. First and most shallow things first; this game is pretty. You could stand stock-still, pretty much anywhere, look at anything and you would think ‘Thats pretty’,…