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Not a Game podcast episode 7 – Dark Souls Kart Racing

Cara can’t be with us this week but her disembodied spirit haunts the podcast nonetheless. Instead Pip, Tom and Craig are joined by USGamer’s Cassandra Khaw to talk about David Cage’s BAFTA presentation, the ethics of Kickstarter, the Dark Souls community and Tom’s weird fan fictiony Crusader Kings 2 game. Plus we finally get around to answering reader questions! Our listeners ask us about stories, murder, saltybet, missed opportunities, roguelikes and a hypothetical Dark Souls kart racer. Also we reveal Tom’s horrible games journalist curse and have a classic games journalist debate about genres. Show notes can be found inside.

Ninja Blade

I’m not sure, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what awaits me after death. I can see myself ascending into a silvery cloud land populated by an army of busty angel ladies, I will ride the golden escalator to the gates of Heaven. But then, as I step forward to enter paradise, a shadow will fall across my path. Then Jesus will back flip onto a huge cross, dark storm clouds will swirl overhead and he’ll reach back, ready to smite me into a million pieces. Then everything will stop and a message will appear: PRESS…