Tag Archives: Dicks

Things That are Rubbish

I’ve spent most of the last few weeks writing about Bloodbowl, so and as such it’s merely friends and twitter followers that have been subjected to my occasional outbursts of anger, it’s time to change that. Sometimes a good rant helps clear the blood, but you don’t want to do it too often or you just seem bitter and twisted So what I’m going to do, right now, is rage furiously and unfairly at all the things I think are crap in games, from the general to the insanely specific. It’s not really thought through in depth, so feel free…

Empire: Total War Diary – Part 4, The Five Year War

There are three different Huron armies in Rupert’s Land and they’re all being complete dicks. Their strategy is to rampage through my territory setting fire to all of my resources. I march out and crush one of them and the remnants of their force flee out of Rupert’s Land, only to return a turn later to sack my fur factory yet again. It’s like colonial whackamole. Enemy pops up and burns my stuff, I smash them and repair my stuff only to have said stuff torched a turn later by a different force. Ideally, I’d just divide my forces and…