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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Review

Picture the scene if you will. You’re at a bar, and an attractive member of the opposite sex is coyly looking at you. After exchanging surreptitious glances, they approach and the real flirting is about to begin. Except as soon as they open their mouth, a stream of liquid projectile poo comes out of it. You think maybe it’ll die down in a moment, but it never stops. Covered in shit, you doubt the experience could get any more shitty and take cover behind the bar. But the cover system doesn’t work, and now you’re drowning in the shitiness that…

Mass Effect 2

Out of the last three Bioware games, Mass Effect 2 is my least favourite. Don’t get me wrong: it’s good, maybe even great, but it feels like a step backward from the mind blowing games-you-cant-put-down of Mass Effect 1 and Dragon Age, which is unfortunate given the recent(ish anyway, this post is probably coming out a month after I’ve written it) news that Dragon Age 2 is going to settle its self more into the Mass Effect 2 template. The problem is that Mass Effect 2 feels heavily segmented and not in the standard three act template we’ve come to…