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My Last Stand

The Space Marine is gone, pinned under the furious fire-power of the Shuriken cannon, the Farseer has been murdered by his own kind, a swarm of Howling Banshees overpowering his feeble armour. All that is left is me, a lone Mekboy, half my health gone, dead meat if they catch me, only my trusty teleporter stands between me and total annihilation. Wave nine is where the Last Stand first begins to show its teeth. Huge numbers of Eldar flood the screen, mostly the fragile but devastating Howling Banshees and Shuriken Cannons, whose suppressive firepower can reduce even the most stalwart…

TGF 2torial

It’s sunday. Keep that dressing gown on all day and relax, you’re not going anywhere. Get a drink, make a sandwich with your favourite spread*₁ in. Scartch yourself. Pick your nose. If you’re reading this and it’s not sunday, then you might want to get to work. If you don’t have work to get to or are already there, it’s nice you’re slacking off here you trooper. Now that you’re comfortable, marvel how I just wasted a paragraph. Ok, time to stop taking the piss and the experimenting with styles. This week, I’ve been trying to introduce my girlfriend to…