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Space Funeral

RPG Maker 2003. Load of rubbish, right?* It makes me think of endless JRPG clones: unsubtle homages to games that were already dull. Identikit fantasies where the farmboy protagonist leaves home on an epic quest to save the land, pick up purple-haired chicks with thyroidal eyes, and loot everything he can get his pixellated hands on. Space Funeral is no different to these games in some respects. You play as Philip, a man who leaves home on a linear mission to right the wrongs of his world. You fight monsters in turn based battles, gain experience, and collect loot. Sounds…

Location Location Abomination

This is me and my house. Like many first homeowners I got mine by defusing an atomic bomb in the centre of the town, and was given the deed by the local Sheriff as thanks. Which was jolly nice of him, but let’s be honest: it’s a bit crap. There’s holes in the ceiling. Windows are unheard of. To decorate it, I must give several thousand caps to the clinically insane merchant a few houses down, and even then the ‘themes’ I get are mediocre at best. Even the ‘Love Machine’ theme, featuring a lamp shaped like two people doing…