It’s an exciting time for the Not a Game podcast as we induct a new(ish) member. Yes Jordan is now joining us full time (throws confetti in the air). This week she’s even brought Alan Williamson with her, who tells us how hard old Nintendo games are and plugs his charity booksale. Meanwhile Tom has been staring into the hexagon matrix of Hoplite, Pip has been disco dungeoneering in Crypt of the Necrodancer and Jordan has been getting so excited for The Sims 4 she even makes Pip take a Sims 4 personality test live on air. Show notes inside.