Category Archives: Game Reports

Our game diaries of sorts, in which we document playthroughs in the hopes that they are vaguely funny and/or entertaining.

Survival, Death and Beans – The DayZ Experience

“And then there were three…” – Nick was dead. No-one had seen where the shot had come from, nor even heard it despite only being a few hundred yards from the little town… but we were low to the ground and scared. “I’ve been shot…” were his last words, and the sparse shrubbery we had been using as cover from the zombies shambling around the outskirts of the town felt little protection from a sniper-rifle round. Even in the dead of night, we felt exposed and naked. No-one said a word, but we all started to crawl away from that…

Prince of Virtua Tennis

I’m 90th on the Virtua Tennis 4 rankings, and while that might not hold the same cachet of gamer cool as being 90th at Twitch Shooter 3 or having 400 actions per second in Micromanagement Sim 2, I’m still ahead of thousands of other players. I consider even being in the top 100 an achievement. The last time I paid attention to online rankings was when I was 15 and deeply immersed in the manifold charms of Soldier of Fortune II. Competing on a popular server called Altered Realms, I was frequently near the top spots and was, for a…