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I’m a cleaner – Mission 10

February 8, 2010 – 11:00 am

The Agency is nearly wiped out. Our rivals – The Franchise – have killed the all of us par two:…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in I'm a cleaner | Tagged Briefcase, Car Park, Carpark, Cctv, Cia, Cia Agent, Diana, Disguise, Doorman, Doors, Franchise, Guard Staff, Heaven Hell, Hell Club, Laser Sight, Last Job, Lying On The Floor, Mini Office, Night Clubs, Par 2, Party Chat, Patrons, Pistol, Private Security, Public Car Park, Rivals, Scoped, Semi Automatic Pistol, Staff Room, Strict Dress Code, Suits, Torture Room, Tuxes, Video Equipment, White Suit | Comments (11)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 9

November 30, 2009 – 8:50 am

A deal is going down in Vegas. An Arab mob boss is exchanging a briefcase of diamonds for some DNA…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in I'm a cleaner | Tagged 7th Floor, Briefcase, Casino Entrance, Casino Hotel, Chaos, Deep Breath, Diamonds, Dna Samples, Entourage, Fake Gold, Fire Alarm, Hotel Rooms, Initial Thoughts, Lawrence Of Arabia, Locked Room, Machine Gun, Mob Boss, Nazi, Night Time, Personal Scientist, Room Key, Scientist, Security Guards, Sniper Rifle, Suitcase, Three Guys, Trusty, Wardrobe, White Supremacist | Comments (3)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 8

September 18, 2009 – 8:50 am

Still in the deep south, today I have to stop a wedding. A redneck couple are getting hitched on the…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in I'm a cleaner | Tagged Alligators, Booze, Bride And Groom, Deep South, Father Of The Bride, Full Swing, Guns, Intel, Machine Gun, Out Of Sight, Party Invitation, Pistol, Redneck Wedding, Shambles, Skulking, Sniper Rifle, Stupid Fucks, Targets, Teeth, Wedding Cake | Comments (0)

I’m an professional: Mission 7

August 31, 2009 – 8:47 pm

Since the last episode of I’m a cleaner my savegame has decided that in fact, I haven’t done Mission 7…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in I'm a cleaner | Tagged Bellhop, Black Water, Bodyguard, Bodyguards, Crescent, Double Doors, Heading Down, Missisipi, Pistol, Professional Mission, Red Cap, Revolver, Sailors, Skull, Slams, Stairs, Stylee, Target, Vip Suites, Womans Head | Comments (1)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 7

June 26, 2009 – 8:50 am

Skip Muldoon – A fat ship captain of a steamliner currently cruising the Mississippi river. He has an entourage of…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged Big Guns, Bodyguards, Bottom Deck, Commoners, Commotion, Deadly Poison, Deck Stairs, Entourage, Huys, Machine Gun, Main Deck, Missisipi, Mississippi River, No Doubt, Pathetic Attempt, Pistol, Sedative, Ship Captain, Southerners, Syringe, Tranquil River, Vip Area, Waiter | Comments (0)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 6

May 12, 2009 – 8:50 am

I have to kill Hugh Heffner (a none-licensed equivalent anyway) and his son. They are throwing a party at their…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged Aphrodisiac, Arse, Assassin, Badges, Barman, Bastard, Cctv, Cctv Camera, Contract Killers, Corpse, Corridors, Evil Laugh, Hatch, Hugh Heffner, Jacuzzi, Playboy Mansion, Safe Side, Security Tape, Throwing A Party, Tits And Arse, Tux, Tuxedos, Vip Area, Vip Areas | Comments (6)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 5

May 1, 2009 – 8:50 am

Taking three little blackbirds out should be easy really – but when you start to factor in the birds having…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged Albino, Assassins, Beers, Birds, Blackbirds, Courtyard, Decent Position, Fashion Accessory, Guns, Hitman, Killers, Mardi Gras, Middle Pic, Money, Motivation, No Doubt, Own Business, Piano, Reason, Red Bird, Rifle Case, Scouting, Sniper Rifle, Targets, Trusty, Two Guys | Comments (2)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 4

April 20, 2009 – 8:50 am

FBI? Pah. Fuck em. My target today is protected by a swarm of federal agents but it makes no difference…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged American Suburb, Back Door, Big House, Clown, Delivery Truck, Disguise, Donuts, Drug Baron, Fbi Agent, Federal Agents, Flings, Food Delivery, Kids Party, Mcdonalds, New Faces, Pah, Security Staff, Sedative, Sedatives, Sunglases, Target, Throwing A Party, Witness Protection | Comments (2)

I’m a cleaner: Mission 3

March 9, 2009 – 8:50 am

A mission I have always done pretty rough in the past this one. I have to get into a rehab…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged Back Door, Drug Addicts, Huts, Job, Last Guard, Main Clinic, Morgue, Option 1, Options, Patrol Guard, Patrolling, Poison, Rehab Clinic, Resident Staff, Security Clearance, Security Clearence, Security Guard, Seperate Section, Sit, Solitary Confinement, Uniforms | Comments (3)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 2

March 2, 2009 – 8:50 am

Mission 2 With mission 1 done and dusted it was only logical (and a fundamental requirement) to move on to…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged Actors, Bell Rings, bomb, Center Stage, Changing Rooms, Cupboard, Execution, Fundamental Requirement, Gents, Hitman, Innards, Mission 1, Opera Singer, Pervy, Piddle, Public Toilets, Rehearsals, Rigging, Sedative, Stairs, Toilet, Verion | Comments (1)

I’m a cleaner – Mission 1

February 20, 2009 – 8:50 am

Hitman: Blood Money is one of those games that never gets old. It’s brilliant and I can’t count how may…

By Craig Lager | Also posted in Game Reports, I'm a cleaner | Tagged Array, Bowels, Chaos, Choas, Clothes, Corpse, Corridors, Courtyard, Excuse, Festivities, games, Hitman Blood Money, Honesty, Joy Of The Game, Mediterranean Villa, Mission 1, Party Goer, Pistol, Ruse, Shotgun, Shotguns, Silverballer, Skirt, Spoiler, Target, Targets, Throwing A Party, Top Games | Comments (1)

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