Author Archives: Paul Millen

E3 – Game features normal girl, audience goes mental

An unknown developer yesterday attempted to present their new title to a roused E3 audience. The game in question, the name of which no one paid any attention to, features an average looking female character with small breasts. The presentation was halted after three minutes by howls of anger and confusion from the assembled audience, forcing the presenter to leave the stage amid a barrage of primal screeching, bits of food and semen. The start of the trailer proved to be the beginning of the end for this developer’s time at E3.  An already restless audience tolerated 28 seconds of…

Conquest of Nerath

“Conquest of Nerath is my favourite fantasy wargame of 2011″ – Nicki Minaj.