Ubisoft reveal: UbiSexyTime Party Pro: Pants off Genitals out

By: Craig Lager

Published: June 10, 2011 Posted in: E3 2011

On the back of Wii Dare, Ubisoft is bringing a new franchise to the less Motion Sensitive formats: UbiSexyTime Party Pro: Pants off Genitals out. According to the presentation: “we’re in modern times. People are regularly promiscuous at dinner parties, we’re simply targeting the market. Ubisoft are a forward thinking company, and casual sex is a forward thinking idea – we’re just making it more fun and organised”.

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At the end of the demo we were treated to a stage demonstration. 3 couples lined up and the game was launched. What happened next can only be described as “twister with genitals” – a sweaty, desperate, nervous, I’m-sorry-that’s-never-happened-to-me-before, it’s-ok-it-happens-to-lots-of-guys game of twister, with genitals.

Afterwards I had a brief chance to ask the demonstrators what they thought about the game. “It makes a lot of things easier” Mr Paulo Millenos said “before if I was pushing for sex with a friend I’d have to get them drunk or at the very least try and persuade them. Now we just play UbiSexyTime Party Pro: PoGo and one thing leads to another because it has to. That’s how you win man, it’s beautiful”.

“It takes a bit of getting used to” said Edwina Fwennims “when I go to a dinner party I don’t generally get my genitals out. But, I have to admit, it’s a great ice breaker. Especially the “hide the wiimote” round (keyboard for the pc port – ed.).”

One to watch.

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