A big of a surprise this one. Heading into a “mystery Gearbox presentation”, everyone assumed Borderlands 2. We were wrong. Duke Nukem Forever 2: The Forevering is promised to be “balls out action” where you can “fuck women and shoot aliens”.
Looking to push the Duke to it’s logical conclusion, this FPS action title will see players killing aliens while having physical, rough sex with various women at once. During this time The Duke will utter phrases like “take that up your chuffer” and “I’m going to split you in two” – it’s ambiguous as to whether he’s talking to the women or the aliens. “We’re pushing for a Summer 2025 release” says Gearbox.
I’m actually in tears. So, so good. I think this is the best so far of the already brilliant E3 coverage.
Just thought, they should have called it Duke Nukem Forever and Ever.
2025??WTF! Come on gear box be realisitc do you really think that there will be gamers out there who will give a toss about the game by then. You have waited 14 years for this to be made and now you want to wait for another 14 years. Really wish that you hadn’t taken over the rights to Duke Nukem.
Um, Gearbox wasn’t responsible for the game taking 14 years moron. That was George Broussard and 3D Realms. While still in business, they are like a dead man on life support now.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?! :’((((((((((((((
theirs 63 practically Religious Duke fans here, all we have to say is….
LISTEN TO US< WERE TALKING TO YOU GEARBOX!
1) CO- MOTHER FUCKING OP, CO-OP PLEASE!
2) IF YOU CAN FUCK THE CHICKS< YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO SAVE EM TOO…..THEM BEING "unsavable because their too far gone" were sorry but ITS STUPID…AND ANNOYING, MAKES MOST OF US JUST WANT TO STOP PLAYING-DUKE IS A BADASS, BUT HES A HERO ALSO.
3)DUKE IS AN ARSENAL-NOT LIMITED BY 2 WEAPONS
4) Less Level Restriction
we apologize for using caps and foul language for the majority of this message, but this is serious…seriously serious. Without these things, it just isn't Duke Nukem, and would only be some other game with a Duke skin over it, hopefully your person responsible for reading what the people would like to see in your video games reads this..Thank you for your time.
- Part of the Duke Nukem community
Gearbox….
2025 ?! 13 Years wait For a another boring game like the First one?!
No thanks
to my luck end The world already on the 21.12.2012 xD
I think the 2025 release is suppose to be a joke guys.
Glen Hinckley thank you so much for making sense! I was reading through these comments and laughing at how many people actually thought they were being serious!
By the way people Duke Nukem is awesome and so is Duke Nukem: Forever
You’re all stupid, Gearbox were joking about the release and a little jab to how long DNF took to come out. Take a joke.
you idiots, this is a joke
lol, people actually believe they are going to release this in 2025, and that you can “fuck women while killing aliens” quite facepalm.
There should be another duke nukem guessing by the last’s ending.
Hopefully gearbox don’t screw the multiplayer in that.