Neptunes Pride – The GD War – Part 1

By: GamingDaily

Published: April 19, 2010 Posted in: Neptunes Pride - The GD War

In which Craig Lager (WasteManager), Ed Fenning (Max Ironcock), Thom Senior (Ludo), Tom Hatfield (Dante), Jay Kim (Mana), Craig Lam (Poseidon) and Michael Yang (Miker) fight it out for the galaxy in free-to-play 4x space game, Neptunes Pride.

Day 1

Neptunes Pride - WasteManager WasteManager:

I’m a weird tentacle creature. A Tentacle of Hatred is what I’m choosing to call it. In terms of starting position I seem to have a really good one, off to the right of the map; plenty of stars to advance to without having to worry too much about my neighbours. Miker is to my left and is completely surrounded, then Mana is above. I fire off an email to Miker offering a peace alliance. I don’t want him picking me at random to move into and he’s not in a position to say no. My home star is called Baham – it has 5 in ecomony and 5 in industry. I ramp up it’s industry to 7 to get fleets producing faster. For now I’m going to peacefully expand.

Neptunes Pride - MaxIroncock Max Ironcock:

Shit this game started last night! Max Ironcock was asleep! Taking a look around, I’m running sixty different plans of universe domination through my head, what stars I can jump to and who will be a big threat. As it is, Dante and me are started gazing down the barrel of each other’s guns, and will have to go through Ludo and Miker above us to get at the other three and the juicy stars there. Annoyingly, I’m placed at the other end of the map to Wastemanager. Maybe the game knew that all I wanted to do was beat him up. I splash cash around, not really knowing what will be useful.

Neptunes Pride - Mana


War. War never stops being a clever bastard. And profitable. I am Mana. I am a dick and proud of it. I will use any tactic I can to advance our people, bug-eyed bipedal aliens with fishbowls for helmets.

My plan consists of this: expand, defend, win. I am the watcher. They call me Mana the Efficient, Mana the Eloquent and Mana the Lidless Eye. Ever watching.

Let the domination, deceit and devastation begin.

War. War never stops being a dick.

I’m the teal cluster near the top right. The screenshot is of the galaxy a bit after the game started. People are expanding like crazy, I think. A quick look through the Player Comparison pages show that I’m currently either at parity or slightly better than everyone else.

My predictions of conflicts?
• I’ll be locking heads with WasteManager (red) soon enough.
• Poseidon (orange) will either expand my way or down. Either way, he’ll be in conflict very soon.
• Miker (yellow) is smack dab in the middle of everyone. He’ll either be super wiped out or will be in the middle of all conflicts. I’m considering contacting him so I can wipe out WasteManager (red) early so I can expand there.
• WasteManager (red) better expand down, or he’ll be meeting the brunt of my fleet, half of which are expanding in that direction right now. Not to mention that distances are in my favor.
• Ludo (purple) is expanding like crazy already; I think he’ll expand towards Miker (yellow), as, this early in the game, all the close stars are around there.
• Max Ironcock (blue) will likely expand both to the left and downwards. He really doesn’t have much of a choice, next to allying up with Ludo (purple) and murdering Miker (yellow). Maybe even adding in WasteManager (red) in the mix to pincer attack the poor guy.
• Dante (dark red) may have the best position out of everyone. All of the stars to the left and bottom of him are clearly going to be his; It may be wise to ally with him early. All of the stars above him are pretty close as well. He’ll be running into several conflicts, however, with Ludo (purple) and Max Ironcock (blue), unless they do something.

Until next time!

Neptunes Pride - Poseidon


I was chasing my cat across the living room with my socks on the wooden floor when I slipped and struck my head against the fireplace. I entered the abyss of death, yet I woke.

I had but a moment to take in my surroundings before a host of strange beings with velvety black 8-ball eyes, brushlike beards, and indigo skin took me up in their bony hands and carried me to a pedestal.

The top of the pedestal showed a star map that was unfamiliar to me. I began to understand their trilling: I was the manifestation of their ocean and star god.  I tried to explain that I knew little of galactic conquest; that I had never played such simulations when I was alive on Earth, yet they were insistent. They showed me the great toilet bowl where all Brush-Heads (so I came to call them) go when they die. I acquiesced, and decided to try it out. After-all, what was the worst that could happen?

I started by sending out fleets of ships to nearby unoccupied stars and researching weaponry, both of which would take some time. The Brush-Head budget was emptied and industry and economy were boosted on several planets, though far too much money was spent on the capitol planet of Chertan. It seems that the diplomats there required more quangos and expenses-paid trips to the nearby Paradise Planet of Izar.

At this point, my time ran out.
“What’s going on? How can I lead you if I only get 15 minutes?”
“Merciful master! A thousand apologies! The Star Console is newly bought from YakYak and won’t be activated for some time!”
“Bring their support number to me tomorrow.”

(Meta: For the first 17 days I didn’t have an internet connection at home, so it was difficult to keep track of the game at all hours. Thus the often detail-sparse entries caused by genuinely not having a clue what was going on.)

Neptunes Pride - Dante


Dawn shines on the Democratic People’s Republic of Dantonia (we’re a socio-anarchist collective) a union of like minded multi eyed four legged creatures who appear to use prehensile tails instead of hands. I imagine their ships are steered by a tail operated tiller, and on the spot decide that they all fly quaintly anachronistic sailing ships with atmosphere containing bubbles on top. This done I survey the galaxy, and see that it is good.

Better than good actually I’m right down in a far corner, and as far as I can see the map in Neptune’s Pride doesn’t wrap around, I’ve essentially got my back to the wall, allowing me to defend a single front. The price I pay for this is less densely clustered stars, but I still have several systems behind me where no-one is likely to get to. In front of me are Ludo and some uncouth chap called ‘Max Ironcock’ who I immediately (correctly) guess is Ed. Such impoliteness will not be tolerated, he will be first.

Heironymous Dante
People’s Spokesman
Democratic People’s Republic of Dantonia

Neptunes Pride - Ludo


As in real life, you can’t choose your avatar, which means I’m stuck with what appears to be a space slug with a ginger beard. I strongly suspect I’m the ugliest alien race in the entire system, which makes me angry, so angry I’ve decided to ruthlessly conquer the entire system for kicks, assimilate my millions of minions and sanction mass surgery to remake them all in my glorious, bearded image.

I take Ludo, my traditional online nom de plume and begin by exploring the stripped down interface. Each planet seems to have three numbers, sometimes four if there’s a fleet docked there. I have no idea what these numbers mean. Screw it, I’ll find out later.

What’s more immediately obvious is the fact that I’ve been spawned in the centre of the whole star system, neighbours with Dante to the south, Max Ironcock to the southeast, Miker to the East and Poseidon to the north. It’s only a matter of time until I run into all of them. Then: war, assimilation, surgery. I tentatively send out my first fleet and take my first planet.

Neptunes Pride - Miker


I’m screwed. My precious cluster of planets –tiny yellow dots of hope – is almost completely surrounded. I somehow had the luck to spawn with five of the other six breathing down my neck from the very beginning. After coming to grips with the sluggish Flash interface, I check my inbox to find a message from Red – WasteManager. Because I’m surrounded, he says, I probably don’t want to worry about him encroaching on my eastern front, and he’d rather not worry about me either. Though I don’t know how this pact will end up, I agree, if only because my position calls for all the allies I can find.
After replying to WasteManager’s message, I haphazardly click around, upgrading my economy and industry on random planets. Then I read the tutorial and cried. Apparently Neptune’s Pride pools together my economy from all of my planets, and the misleading “natural resources” statistic doesn’t mean a planet brings in any more income – it’s just cheaper to upgrade. Instead of upgrading planets with high natural resources, I’d just blown most of my substantial start-of-game spacebucks on cultivating planets with terrible natural resources. I’m off to a great start.