Patch notes on update v2.1 to game “Life“
General
- Fixed common bug of Banks always crashing.
- Fixed error where 13-19 year olds would become overloaded with hormones.
- Players can now understand language of other species than their own.
- New server added. Players can now inhabit “Moon”
- Improved loading time
- Fixed David Copperfield physics exploit
- Added console commands
- Added 325406643 Achievements
- Fixed various match making issues
- Super Abilities re-introduced, but only for those who reach age 80
- Fixed Religion exploits
- Sugar now no longer corrodes teeth
- Fixed human body failing past the age of 30
- Meat plants and trees introduced
- Games writing now a highly profitable and viable career
- Changed Female Orgasm from 0_’false’ to 1_’true’
Map Changes
- Israel and Palestine made to sit in opposite naughty corners
- North Korea and South Korea seperated and placed either end of China
- France removed and put on the moon
- South America and Africa combined into a shape that kicks the crap out of Italy’s boot form
- Greenland and Iceland have had their names correctly swaped
- Chile renamed Hotie
- Fixed glitch at Bermuda Triangle
- Atlantis removed again
- Fixed several map exploits
- Fixed bug where Volcanoes would prevent flight
Versus Changes
- Added HUD
- Fixed instance where mines would stay on a map after a battle was over.
- Made the following client commands cheat protected: “Kill” and “explode”
- Increased admin privileges to kick tkers
- Players can only change teams once per map
- Players can’t change teams while other players are still loading
- Tank spawns at the same % through the map for both teams in versus mode
- 55 New weapons. Pistol damage and “coolness effect” increased.
- Increased chance of injury survival
- Fixed team swap issue
- Nuclear Bombs no longer irradiate area. Damage reduced from “50,000,000″ to “1,000″.
- After community suggestion; Defibrillator paddles now revive the dead no matter what injury, instead of stopping heart
OMG WTF THEY NERFED NUKES THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!1
GOD WHERE R MY ACHIEVEMENTS NEED ACHIEVEMENTS
Having played a little with these new changes, I have to say the female orgasm is now totally overpowered.
The HUD doesn’t work! Why can’t god get his act together?!
THIS SUX I am totally boycotting Life 2: The Afterlife after this BS. WHOSE WITH ME
Man, fuck this game. The physics suck now.
Game is too easy now. Typical developer pandering to console kiddies.
WOT IS WRONG WITH MY GRAPHICS SETTINGS EVERYTHING LOOKS LOW RES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED : COMPLAIN ABOUT GRAPHICS SETTINGS
HAVE YOU TRIED RE-INSTALLING SOULWINDOWS VISTA?
BLESSED IS YE,
GABRIEL
@Tom_Senior Balancing issues were required with nuclear missiles. It has led to several players abusing them hence the nerf was required.
@Flowerpot_Wang Achievements were reset after the patch, hence you will need to re-achieve the achievements you had prior to the patch.
@Tom_Hatfield We will look into the female orgasm, the balancing behind this has been rather difficult.
@sAeN You will need to achieve 15530294 of the 325406643 new achievements in order to unlock the HUD.
@RAGEman Please come to your nearest place of worship and I will hear any problems you will have. How about I kill you and fly you to heaven so you can check out our new game, Left 4 Death 2.
@David Copperfield See above.
@Craig Lam You can always turn on the Hardcore mode by breaking both your legs.
@Flowerpot_Wang you need to improve your hardware.
I thought the Moon was going to be DLC? Sweet.
Just need to get Mars in there now.
So much balancing! THANKS AND NO THANKS, GOD!
Ok, now it’s time to take the kid gloves off. North Korea is sinking ships and shelling civilians.Time to make their nuclear capabilities go away.