The Red Team

The Red team aren’t fighting all the time, no. They need to eat, sleep, go to the gym and have affairs. Currently Scout, Heavy and Spy all share a little bungalow in Riverview. Aww, isn’t that lovely.

Spy is evil and is a bit light fingered when it comes to other peoples stuff. His ultimate ambition is to be a master thief and has currently taken a job as a diversion guy for a local gang. Heavy is a nice guy but he’s a little short tempered. He loves cooking though, especially sandviches and one day hopes to be a master chef. Scout is athletic and childish. He loves sports and hopes to be a sporting hero type of guy.

Opposite to the Red Teams house is a lovely family called the Simovitches and it didn’t take long for the Reds to go over and say hello. Spy went in first to make their acquaintance but stumbled into one of them playing guitar. For lack of anything better to do he started Evilly Dancing.

Scout came in next and seemingly with a sudden craving for caffeine, so took it upon himself to hit the coffee maker without so much as a hello to the Simovitches. Heavy, desperately in need of a focus in his life said a quick hello then wandered over to the PC and started looking for a job, but unsuccessfully.

The night at the Simovitches carried on. Spy was off doing his own thing watching TV and scout was milling around chatting to everybody. Heavy on the other hand was being a sly dog; he had been chatting to one lovely lady called Fatima all night. They were hitting it off well, but to the dis-taste of the resident husband. This is no matter for Heavy though, he just marched over to him and declared him his nemesis, then went home.

It was around 10pm when Spy stopped practising his World Domination Speech in the Simovitches bathroom and went home to bed – he had to be up for work in the morning. Scout on the other hand thought this might be a good time to nip off to the gym for some Extreme Swimming followed by some Extreme Cardio Exercises (he’s an extreme kinda guy). At 4am he comes home to bed stinking of sweat.

Spy is up at 6.00am, makes everyone breakfast and is off to work before anyone else is up. AT about 8.00 Heavy takes a shower then sits down for some of the food he finds lying around. Scout eventually gets out of bed, bumps into Heavy then hell breaks loose. They argue, for ages. Insults are thrown, friends are badmouthed, accusations of sandvich theft are made. It continues for ages until Heavy announces Scout is now also his nemesis. Scout goes for an Extreme Shower until he is Extremely Clean and wonders what to do. Such drama in 1 day.

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