Welcome!
Fed up of the dirty wasteland? Does your town stink of radiation? Are Ghouls turning your community into an usightly rabble? Do you wish for a generally better quality of life? If you answered yes to any of these questions, look no further than Ten Penny Towers!
Suited for only the Wastelands finest, Ten penny towers boasts a round the clock security staff, 24/7 bar, the best views to be had and even an on site doctor. The already thriving community with a 100% non-ghoul policy look forward to welcoming you in.
Unfortunately at present all of our standard rooms are filled (you can thank our security staff and Doc for that!), however we do have one of our fabulous penthouses to offer you.
As you enter you will be confronted by your very own waiter-bot. Here to fulfill your every need and desire, he might even tell you odd joke with his newly fitted Comedy-3000 chip.
You will of course be provided with your own bed fitted with a ‘Hug-to-sleep’ mattress – the wastelands finest. Wardrobes and clothing storage space is also available for keeping those new threads you just can’t bear to throw away.
Further back into the room is a dinner table, perfect for dinner parties with your new community. After all, you will have plenty to celebrate now you have your very own place in the most secure and luxurious location there is!
Do you ever need a good long sit? Maybe a bit of a cry and a drink while you battle with the thoughts of a lost humanity and a ruined America? We thought so, that’s why we fitted a dark corner, complete with chair and desk for you to hide in. With the bar just a lift ride away, hard liqueur will never be a problem either.
No doubt you will have a collection of trinkets and nik-naks that you want to hold on to? Well, for just that there is a spacious set of shelves, perfect for showing off all of your lovely ornaments. Nothing says ‘home’ like seeing all your favorite possessions on display.
Other fixtures and fittings are available, such as an infirmary, a work bench, jukebox, lab and many others (all sold seperately).
A fabulous location, everything you could need on site, security, your very own accommodation and an inviting community. Ten Penny Towers really is the place for you!
All this for the tiny price of 10,000,000 caps The genocide and complete destruction of Megaton.
We can’t wait to see you at Ten Penny Towers, call our sales line now to secure a penthouse suite.
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Ahhh i do love ten penny towers…
boooooob and the bomb was gone ;)
ok that was supposed to be booooom, not boooob
I htink i turned mine in to the bachlor pad… then the science pad.. you get a variety of different beds, cabinats etc including some 50’s style mainframe stuff for the science room theme.. go on pick a theme – you know you want too…
If I change the theme no doubt I will have to put all my stuff back in place. That took long enough the first time.
I have bought all the extra stuff now, but the jukebox doesn’t really work.
you can get the radio on it, but i think you have to do the mission to put the radio antena backup first…
not sure about having to put ur stuff back first tho.. make a save and test it..
:D hazzar have you bye chance got the launcher for them thar minni nukes? because thats a big bad fun gun :) so is the experimental weapon. :) you room looks so much better then mine btw.. i just threw all my stuff on the floor and left it because i could not be assed to tidy (come to think of it thats much like my bedroom at home O.o)
you can see the launcher on top of the shelves :D