Arazmus: “I’m down! Just Go!”
Waste_Manager: “Im coming! You are not dying now!”
Some guy I cant remember the name of from the safety of the truck: “Tank!”
Waste_Manager: “Sorry mate, got to go”
I watched Arazmus die as I ran back into the truck, firing manically at everything infront of me. The Tank started charging at me, but I got onto the truck in plenty of time. Only me and the other guy managed to escape this one, but at least someone got out. Fucking zombies.
Waste_Manger: te he. I can see a zombies bum.
Arazmus: Will you stop dicking around and get over here.
“Witch!”
“Where?”
“Dunno, around here somewhere”
“Smoker!”
“Hunter!”
“Smoker!”
*gun fire”
“Give us a fucking break”
“Horde!”
“Fuck! Get inside, get inside!”
*serenade of gunfire*
“Now, where is that Witch?”
“Shit, shes in here”
“What, in this room?”
“Yeah, there”
“Fuck, getoutgetoutgetoutgetout”
“Boomer!”
“Hunter”
“I’m fucked, this director is off its tits”
“It thinks we are x-men or something”
3ll3tron: “Everyone watch a window, you activate the radio, no body leave this room”
all: “ok”
Arazmus: “Turning on the radio now”
all: “incoming”
*gunfire*
Blackbelt Jones: “They’re inside”
*more gunfire*
Arazmus: “We are being over run”
Waste_Manger: “Stairs?!”
Arazmus: “Yeah, fall back to the stairs”
*running and shooting*
Waste_Manager: “You watch the doors, I’ll watch the stairs”
3ll3tron: “You have all fucking left me, where have you gone?!”
Waste + Aramus: “We fucking told you! Stairs!”
In summary – Left 4 Dead…brilliant.
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People are looking at me weird, i almost fall of my chair at work in a fit of laughter.. its dont seem funny when your actually playing it.. This post just captures it sooo… precisely, how ever more humerous rather than “shit fucking witch right behind us..”
That little bit in the room – fighting off a horde, to turn round and see the witch sat right behind us! now thats the pinicle of “ah shit”
damn that funny -.- i want the game =[ but my pc was a little more important… ill have it over the next week or so -.-
so in the mean time… “please sir… can i have some more?”
Thanks for the comments guys. Makes writing this worthwhile :D
left 4 dead is shit
ah a new commenter – you can have your opinion but that is what it is, just your opinion, pls dont just post things that arnt really necessary.. I mean what was the point in posting that?
Its steve who I used to work with. Worst taste in games ever + complete nob head :P
I can almost guarantee he bought the 360 version as well and wonders why he is playing with muppets.
didn’t bother buying it, i got mortal kombat vs dc instead, which also was a big mistake
You bought Marvel vs DC…when you could of bought L4D? L4D made by valve? Valve who have a 100% track record?….You don’t even like beat em ups for gods sake!
tsk tsk tsk.. that is all
haha, sounds very fun and exciting times you had there, I must write one myself about my experiances on saturday, me and my friend had some epic moments!